Dang. That graph was off to such a good start too!
Okay so my coach Effy Stone ‘Em says I look like I am playing the bongos when I jam.
1) what does that even mean?!?!?asdhf??
2) She specifically took time out of her to tag this photo of me on facebook ans comment, “Yeah, Dash, you play those bongos!”
I am developing a complex first Napoleon says I have “muppet hands” and now Effy says I “play the bongos”
My other travel team coach JK told me I should write a blog about how adult skaters are causing me to develop complexes.
so this is me.
blogging about it
Own it. You have something that people recognize is uniquely yours. Embrace it. I skated for two years and most people didn’t notice anything I did. Give the coaches, fans, and other skaters something to remember.
Thats fuckin’ dope #rollerderby #grumpycat #tardarsauce
At NASA’s Drawing Board - J R Eyerman
(via thefrogman)
Comfort is a state of mind.
I am trying to be careful.
Portland, Oregon || The Harbinger Co.
someone get this for me. please.
Too bad it cuts out half the city.
I have, in record time, transitioned into the tongue-in-cheek role of “Derby Widow”, which unlike “Warcraft Widow” is actually kind of a cool thing to be…